Saturday, January 2, 2010

Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4. Never ask a 3 year old brother to hold a tomatoe.

5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6. Puppies still have bad breath even after having a Tic Tac.

7. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10.The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma' lap.


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